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swear to god I just saw Ben argueles (taco) on the local network channel with the dz behind him.

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  #personal   #dz


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

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iblug:

i bet the crowd didnt even laugh they probably was like man that’s some real shit

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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elvesarebad:

i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me

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itsmemacleod:

the game

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itsmemacleod:

FOX News: The Obama’s are sponsoring an Easter Egg ‘Roll.’ We know what that means, don’t we?

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feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

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fvck-rvdd:

NAAAAA BOOTYHOLE MOUTH EWWWW, sry If I gotta see this shit…u gotta see this shit 😂😂😂🙊🙊🙊🙊

fvck-rvdd:

NAAAAA BOOTYHOLE MOUTH EWWWW, sry If I gotta see this shit…u gotta see this shit 😂😂😂🙊🙊🙊🙊

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tokeur:

“You’re in my veins, you fuck.” Pete Doherty says that this was the best text message he’d ever gotten from Kate Moss; she also wrote it on a wall of his bedroom in her own blood.

tokeur:

“You’re in my veins, you fuck.”
Pete Doherty says that this was the best text message he’d ever gotten from Kate Moss; she also wrote it on a wall of his bedroom in her own blood.

(Source: tangurine)

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majortvjunkie:

this turkey represents my responsibilities catching up to me

(Source: peens)

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  #amber

the-meaning-of-soul:

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

Why are these still funny??

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  #amber

vinegod:

I’m becoming a librarian by Twaimz

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  #amber