swear to god I just saw Ben argueles (taco) on the local network channel with the dz behind him.
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
i bet the crowd didnt even laugh they probably was like man that’s some real shit
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me
FOX News: The Obama’s are sponsoring an Easter Egg ‘Roll.’ We know what that means, don’t we?
dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough
NAAAAA BOOTYHOLE MOUTH EWWWW, sry If I gotta see this shit…u gotta see this shit 😂😂😂🙊🙊🙊🙊
“You’re in my veins, you fuck.”
Pete Doherty says that this was the best text message he’d ever gotten from Kate Moss; she also wrote it on a wall of his bedroom in her own blood.